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Riddle:

A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

Answer:

Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?

Answer:

A fart.

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Riddle:

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

Answer:

Hip hop.

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Riddle:

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

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Riddle:

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

Answer:

Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.

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Riddle:

Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Answer:

Because he always gets lost at sea!

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows.  If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?

Answer:

Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.

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Riddle:

What kind of running means walking?

Answer:

Running out of gas!

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