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What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
What nationality is Santa?
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
Who always enjoys poor health?
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
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