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Riddle:

What animal is most likely to eat a relative?

Answer:

An ant-eater!

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Riddle:

What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer:

Whipped Scream.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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