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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?

Answer:

Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

Why don't cows have money?

Answer:

Because the farmer milks them dry.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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