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What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea!
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
Where do cows go to dance?
I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
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