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What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
He combed the town.
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Because of nightbears.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
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