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Riddle:

What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer:

Whipped Scream.

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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