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Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
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