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Where do cows go to dance?
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
Why don't cows have money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
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