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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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