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When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
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