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A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid. What am I?
A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid.
What am I?
An egg.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What nationality is Santa?
North Polish.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
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