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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
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