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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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