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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What nationality is Santa?
North Polish.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
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