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When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
What does the artist like to draw best?
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
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