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Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Where do cows go to dance?
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
A Life Saver.
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock.
What animal keeps the best time?
How did the pancake hurt itself?
When does a British potato change its nationality?
When it becomes a french fries.
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
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