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I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
When does a British potato change its nationality?
When it becomes a french fries.
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock.
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
How did the pancake hurt itself?
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Where do cows go to dance?
What animal keeps the best time?
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
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