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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

Answer:

To the dock.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

What kind of running means walking?

Answer:

Running out of gas!

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Riddle:

Why don't cows have money?

Answer:

Because the farmer milks them dry.

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Riddle:

What animal keeps the best time?

Answer:

A Watchdog.

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Riddle:

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Answer:

So it can hunt knights!

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Riddle:

Why do chickens lay eggs?

Answer:

Because if they drop them, they will break.

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Riddle:

If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

Answer:

Your fingers!

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Riddle:

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

Answer:

K9P (you'll get it eventually).

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Riddle:

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?

Answer:

A Mirror.

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