Riddle:
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Answer: K9P (you'll get it eventually).
Riddle:
There are 10 dogs in a yard. 3 go out, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jump in the hole. How many are left?
Answer: 10. Because none of them left the yard.
Riddle:
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Riddle:
What's a grammar nerd's favorite political theory?
Answer: Comma-unism
Riddle:
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle:
I can be confusing. I can be frustrating. I can be good. I can be funny. What am I?
Answer: A riddle.
Riddle:
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Answer: Because you can see right through them.
Riddle:
Who is bigger: Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their 4-year-old son?
Answer: The son because he is a little Bigger!
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle:
If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Answer: Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
Riddle:
What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Answer: Moo-vies.
Riddle:
What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle:
10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?
Answer: None, as they were copycats they copied each other.
Riddle:
What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Answer: Use tooth paste to glue it back together.
Riddle:
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
Riddle:
Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Hare spray.
