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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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