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Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas!
Why don't cows have money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
What animal keeps the best time?
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them, they will break.
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P (you'll get it eventually).
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
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