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Riddle:

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?

Answer:

Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.

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Riddle:

I am white, black and read all over. What am I?

Answer:

Newspaper!

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?

Answer:

A Life Saver.

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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

Answer:

To the dock.

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Riddle:

What animal keeps the best time?

Answer:

A Watchdog.

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Riddle:

How did the pancake hurt itself?

Answer:

Doing backflips.

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Riddle:

When does a British potato change its nationality?

Answer:

When it becomes a french fries.

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Riddle:

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

Answer:

In Finland.

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Riddle:

If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

Answer:

Your fingers!

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