Riddle: If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle: When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle: I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Answer: Newspaper!
Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle: How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
Riddle: If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Answer: Your fingers!
Riddle: Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Answer: Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
Riddle: What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog.
Riddle: Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle: How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
Answer: With cookie sheets.