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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

What tops off a ghost's ice scream sundae?

Answer:

Whipped Scream.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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