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What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
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