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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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