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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
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