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Riddle:

A box with no hinges, latch, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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