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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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