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When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor.
Where do cows go to dance?
The Meatball.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
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