Riddle:
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle:
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle:
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Riddle:
What is a good restaurant for a basketball team?
Answer: Dunkin Donuts.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle:
Why did the computer show up late to work?
Answer: It had a hard drive!
Riddle:
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.
Riddle:
What did the traffic lights say to the cars?
Answer: “Don’t look I’m changing!”
Riddle:
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!
Riddle:
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle:
What kind of car, or vehicle, does a sheep drive?
Answer: “Lamb”orghini (Lamborghini)
Riddle:
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
Riddle:
My head is in the clouds but I cannot fly. The fruity flavor is inside of me; I’m packaged long but not fat you see. What am I?
Answer: Air heads!
Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
Answer: I'm a snake.
Riddle:
What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle:
Why can't you say a joke on ice?
Answer: Because it'll crack up!
Riddle:
A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"
Riddle:
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer: There are too many cheetahs!
Riddle:
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they will "hog" the ball!
