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Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them, they will break.
Why don't cows have money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P (you'll get it eventually).
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
He was brain-washed.
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?
The word 'And'.
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
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