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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

How does a robot shave?

Answer:

With a laser blade.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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