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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

Answer:

With cookie sheets.

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Riddle:

Why do chickens lay eggs?

Answer:

Because if they drop them, they will break.

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Riddle:

Why don't cows have money?

Answer:

Because the farmer milks them dry.

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Riddle:

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

Answer:

K9P (you'll get it eventually).

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Riddle:

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Answer:

So it can hunt knights!

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Riddle:

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?

Answer:

A Mirror.

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Riddle:

What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?

Answer:

He was brain-washed.

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Riddle:

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?

Answer:

The word 'And'.

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Riddle:

What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?

Answer:

Soap operas.

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