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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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