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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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