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What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
Which is the oldest tree?
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What does a stone become when in the water?
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
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