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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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