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When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
A rooster.
What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
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What are the most popular halloween costumes this year?
