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Where do cows go to dance?
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Where do butterflies sleep?
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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