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What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
He was brain-washed.
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew.
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Soap operas.
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?
The word 'And'.
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
It quacked up.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
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