Riddle: Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle: What is a good restaurant for a basketball team?
Answer: Dunkin Donuts.
Riddle: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Riddle: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Riddle: Why did the computer show up late to work?
Answer: It had a hard drive!
Riddle: How do you get a tissue to dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!
Riddle: What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle: 10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?
Answer: None, as they were copycats they copied each other.
Riddle: What did the traffic lights say to the cars?
Answer: “Don’t look I’m changing!”
Riddle: What kind of car, or vehicle, does a sheep drive?
Answer: “Lamb”orghini (Lamborghini)
Riddle: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
Riddle: What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle: A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"
Riddle: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle: Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than on the other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their sides they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
Answer: The outside of the Cat of course!
Riddle: Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle: Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle: What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.