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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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