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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?

Answer:

Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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