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Riddle:

What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?

Answer:

He was brain-washed.

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Riddle:

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

Answer:

Yew.

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Riddle:

What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?

Answer:

Soap operas.

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Riddle:

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?

Answer:

The word 'And'.

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Riddle:

What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?

Answer:

It quacked up.

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

Answer:

With a cabbage patch!

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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