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When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What does a stone become when in the water?
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
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