Riddle: Why do chickens lay eggs?
Answer: Because if they drop them, they will break.
Riddle: Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Riddle: What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle: Why don't cows have money?
Answer: Because the farmer milks them dry.
Riddle: Why does a dragon sleep all day?
Answer: So it can hunt knights!
Riddle: What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
Answer: A Mirror.
Riddle: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Answer: K9P (you'll get it eventually).
Riddle: What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer: The word 'And'.
Riddle: What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.