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What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
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