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How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
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