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What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
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