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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Answer:

Carpet.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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