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Riddle:

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

Answer:

Yew.

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Riddle:

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

Answer:

With a cabbage patch!

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?

Answer:

A Hersheys baaa.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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