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Where do Turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
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