Riddle:
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle:
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Answer: Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
Riddle:
How can people without noses smell?
Answer: If they don't shower.
Riddle:
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than on the other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their sides they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground.
Which side of a cat has more hair?
Answer: The outside of the Cat of course!
Riddle:
Why did Sally throw butter out of the top window of a 20-story building?
Answer: Sally wanted to see a butter fly!
Riddle:
What do grape students do when they have a question?
Answer: Rais-in their hand!
Riddle:
How do trees surf the internet?
Answer: They Log in!
Riddle:
What runs but never walks?
Answer: Water or a tap.
Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
Where did the cat go after loosing its tail?
Answer: To the re-tail store.
Riddle:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer: They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
Riddle:
What is a surgeons' favorite game?
Answer: Operation.
Riddle:
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle:
You're in a room with three monkeys, one has a stick, one has a banana, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest in the room?
Answer: You of course, is a monkey smarter then you?
Riddle:
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle:
What do you get when you toss a copper penny and a quarter into the blue sea?
Answer: Less money.
