Riddle: What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle: What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle: What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer: His job.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses it. What is it?
Answer: A last name.
Riddle: Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Funny Riddles
Riddle: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle: What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a lifetime?
Answer: Memories.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle: What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle: What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk.  Another popular answer: A Zipper.
Riddle: A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle: What did the pirate captain say, when his crew turned down the volume of his favorite movie/musical?
Answer: "Yaaar! This be Mute-Annie!"
Riddle: How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7,8,9. (Because seven ate nine.)
Riddle: How do you send Easter Cards?
Answer: By hare mail!
Riddle: What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer: A mountain with mountainears