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Riddle:

How does a robot shave?

Answer:

With a laser blade.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What is the best thing to put into pies?

Answer:

Your teeth.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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