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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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