Riddle: There are 10 dogs in a yard. 3 go out, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jump in the hole. How many are left?
Answer: 10. Because none of them left the yard.
Riddle: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Answer: K9P (you'll get it eventually).
Riddle: What's a grammar nerd's favorite political theory?
Answer: Comma-unism
Riddle: What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle: If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Answer: Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
Riddle: Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Answer: Because you can see right through them.
Riddle: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle: What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Answer: Use tooth paste.
Riddle: What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Answer: Moo-vies.
Riddle: Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.
