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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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