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What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew.
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
It quacked up.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
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