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What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew.
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
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