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How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
Where do butterflies sleep?
On Caterpillows!
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
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