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How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Your teeth.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Where do cows go to dance?
The Meatball.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
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