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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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