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How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
What does a stone become when in the water?
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Where do butterflies sleep?
Which is the oldest tree?
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
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