Riddle: What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses it. What is it?
Answer: A last name.
Riddle: What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle: What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer: His job.
Riddle: Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle: What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a lifetime?
Answer: Memories.
Riddle: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle: What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle: What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle: What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk. Another popular answer: A Zipper.
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle: What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle: How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.
Riddle: Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle: A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle: What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
