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What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
A rooster.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
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