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Riddle:

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

Answer:

Yew.

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Riddle:

What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?

Answer:

It quacked up.

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

Answer:

With a cabbage patch!

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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