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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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