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What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
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What are the most popular halloween costumes this year?
