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What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
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