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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

When is a man like a snake?

Answer:

When he gets rattled.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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