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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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