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What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
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