Riddle: How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten tickles.
Riddle: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Hare spray.
Riddle: What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle: Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle: Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.
Riddle: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
Riddle: What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
