Riddle: What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle: How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.
Riddle: What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten tickles.
Riddle: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?
Answer: Hare spray.
Riddle: Excuse me, waiter, this food tastes funny?
Answer: Then why aren't you laughing?
Riddle: Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle: Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?