Riddle: What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle: What did the baby robot say to his mom?
Answer: "I love you watts and watts."
Riddle: I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle: When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle: What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.