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What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Carpet.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Steer Wars.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
A Human Being.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
What animal probably likes doors?
A doormouse.
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