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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
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