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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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