Riddle: What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle: When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.