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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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