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What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
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