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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

Why can't a cook swallow his apron?

Answer:

Because it goes against his stomach.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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