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Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Messy James.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
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