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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer:

Messy James.

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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