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Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
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