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When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Because it goes against his stomach.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
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