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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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