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When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Messy James.
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
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