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Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What does a stone become when in the water?
A whetstone.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
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