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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

Knock, Knock!

Whos there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Answer:

Ivan to suck your blood.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

A broom with a view.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when two mice almost collide?

Answer:

A narrow squeak.

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