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Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Messy James.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
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