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What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
A platypus.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
What animal probably likes doors?
A doormouse.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
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