Riddle: I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle: What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Answer: A rooster.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.