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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

What is the best thing to put into pies?

Answer:

Your teeth.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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