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Riddle:

Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?

Answer:

A Hersheys baaa.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.

Why didn't it ever hit the ground?

Answer:

The plane was flying upside down!

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