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Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves.
What animal probably likes doors?
A doormouse.
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
The plane was flying upside down!
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