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Which is the oldest tree?
The elder.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
Where do butterflies sleep?
On Caterpillows!
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
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