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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?

Answer:

Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Where do Turkeys go to dance?

Answer:

The Butter Ball.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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