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What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
When is a man like a snake?
When he gets rattled.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
A rooster.
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