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When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Messy James.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
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