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Which is the oldest tree?
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
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