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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer:

Messy James.

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

What does a troll call his apartment?

Answer:

Gnome sweet gnome.

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Riddle:

Knock, Knock!

Whos there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Answer:

Ivan to suck your blood.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

A broom with a view.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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