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When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Why did the clock get sick?
It was run down.
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Ivan to suck your blood.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
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