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Riddle:

What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?

Answer:

A rooster.

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

What does a stone become when in the water?

Answer:

A whetstone.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

Broom Service or A broom with a view.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?

Answer:

Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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