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Riddle:

Which is the oldest tree?

Answer:

The elder.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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