Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle: What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle: What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Answer: A rooster.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle: What does a toilet with a funny accent have?
Answer: Irritable vowel syndrome!
Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle: How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?