Riddle: What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle: Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle: Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than on the other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their sides they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground.
Which side of a cat has more hair?
Answer: The outside of the Cat of course!
Riddle: Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
