Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle: Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.