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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
A rooster.
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
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