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Which is the oldest tree?
What do angels sing in the shower?
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
He was wearing his robe.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
Where do butterflies sleep?
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
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