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What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
A narrow squeak.
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