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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer:

Messy James.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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