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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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