Riddle: What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
Riddle: What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?
Answer: A receding hair line.
Riddle: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle: Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than on the other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their sides they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground.
Which side of a cat has more hair?
Answer: The outside of the Cat of course!
Riddle: Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle: Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
Riddle: What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle: What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer: His job.
