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Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
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