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What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What animal probably likes doors?
A doormouse.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
A vampirate.
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
The plane was flying upside down!
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