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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
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