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What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
A vampirate.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
He did not have a current haunting license.
Why do witches buy magazines?
They like to read the horrorscopes.
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Witch-hikers.
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Rhythm and boos.
Which is the largest room in the world?
The room for improvement.
Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
because of the drizzle.
A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *. What is the missing word?
A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *.
What is the missing word?
Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".
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