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With what two animals do you always go to bed?
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Ivan to suck your blood.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
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