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Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the back stroke.
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
When she has a comb in her hair.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
What does the artist like to draw best?
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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