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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.

Why didn't it ever hit the ground?

Answer:

The plane was flying upside down!

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

Why did the clock get sick?

Answer:

It was run down.

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Riddle:

When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer:

When you can't pay cash.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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