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What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Paper towels.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
BeeBop.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Florence Nightingown.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
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