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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

Knock, Knock!

Whos there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Answer:

Ivan to suck your blood.

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Answer:

Carpet.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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