Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Riddle: How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle: Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer: Messy James.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle: What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer: It gobbles up.
Riddle: When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
