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When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
A narrow squeak.
What animal probably likes doors?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do angels sing in the shower?
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
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