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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

When is a bump like a hat?

Answer:

When it is felt.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer:

Hiss and Hers.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What do Japanese people wear to bed?

Answer:

Tea-shirts.

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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