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How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Soul.
Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
A narrow squeak.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
She couldn't stir.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
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