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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

When may a man call his wife "honey"?

Answer:

When she has a comb in her hair.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

Broom Service or A broom with a view.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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