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I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Tea-shirts.
How do you get into the great lakes?
With the Florida Keys.
Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Where do butterflies sleep?
On Caterpillows!
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted down his food.
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Carpet.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
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