Riddle: Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle: What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle: How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle: What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer: A mountain with mountainears
Riddle: Many years ago a boy and a girl are planning to run off and get married. But the boy got cold feet and needed to tell the girl. He wanted to send a telegram, but only had enough money for one word. What one word did he send?
Answer: Cantaloupe.
