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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when two mice almost collide?

Answer:

A narrow squeak.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Answer:

To get to the other slide!

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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