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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?

Answer:

He did not have a current haunting license.

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Riddle:

Why do witches buy magazines?

Answer:

They like to read the horrorscopes.

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Riddle:

Who do witches stop for on the highway?

Answer:

Witch-hikers.

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Riddle:

What do goblins sing in the shower?

Answer:

Rhythm and boos.

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Riddle:

Which is the largest room in the world?

Answer:

The room for improvement.

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Riddle:

Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?

Answer:

because of the drizzle.

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Riddle:

A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *.

What is the missing word?

Answer:

Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".

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