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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer:

Messy James.

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Riddle:

Knock, Knock!

Whos there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Answer:

Ivan to suck your blood.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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