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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Answer:

Paper towels.

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Riddle:

What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

Answer:

Broom Service or A broom with a view.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

How do you  get into the great lakes?

Answer:

With the Florida Keys.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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