Riddle: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle: How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Answer: A rooster.
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.