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Riddle:

What do you call an out of work Ghost?

Answer:

Lazy Bones.

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Riddle:

Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?

Answer:

The goblin.

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?

Answer:

"How do you boo?"

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Riddle:

Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?

Answer:

Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.

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Riddle:

Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?

Answer:

He did not have a current haunting license.

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

Who do witches stop for on the highway?

Answer:

Witch-hikers.

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Riddle:

Why are pirates pirates?

Answer:

Because they just Arrrrr!

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Riddle:

What do goblins sing in the shower?

Answer:

Rhythm and boos.

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