Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle: What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle: What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Funny Riddles
Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle: When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle: A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle: Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle: Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle: Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle: When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle: What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE