Riddle: How do you send Easter Cards?
Answer: By hare mail!
Riddle: A traveling circuit judge and a local constable had friendly discussions about how to handle misbehavior in their city. This involves burglars, robbers, cattle rustlers, drunks, and ladies of the night. The options they discussed were to put them in jail, run them out of town, warn them, or try to rehabilitate them with books, music, and art. Since the circuit judge traveled, much of this correspondence have to be by telegraph. One day the constable apprehended a lady of the night and telegraphed the circuit judge asking what to do. He described her as being young and having just taken the wrong path. The circuit judge wanted to respond to the constable. But when he got to the telegraph office realized he had only enough money to send one word. What one word did he send?
Answer: Horticulture.
Riddle: Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle: What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle: What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle: What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
Answer: A Human Being.
Riddle: What did the baby robot say to his mom?
Answer: "I love you watts and watts."
Riddle: When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle: What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle: Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
