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What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
How do hangmen keep up with current events?
They read the noose-paper.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
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