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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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Riddle:

What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?

Answer:

Wipe their sheets.

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Riddle:

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Answer:

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Riddle:

What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?

Answer:

A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer:

Messy James.

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Riddle:

What does a troll call his apartment?

Answer:

Gnome sweet gnome.

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