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When is a bump like a hat?
When it is felt.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Wipe their sheets.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
When you can't pay cash.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
What does a troll call his apartment?
Gnome sweet gnome.
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
It gobbles up.
A man has Ten Horses and nine stables as shown here.          The man wants to fit Ten Horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten horses into nine stables?
One letter for each stable. [T][E][N] [H][O][R][S][E][S]
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
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