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What do you call an out of work Ghost?
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
"How do you boo?"
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
He did not have a current haunting license.
What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they just Arrrrr!
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Rhythm and boos.
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