Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
Answer: A Human Being.
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
How do you make a violin laugh?
Answer: Tell it a fiddle riddle!
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Riddle:
How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle:
I’m a tale that sounds grand, but on this day, don’t take a stand. What am I?
Answer: Fake news!
Fake news stories are a modern April Fools' tradition, designed to mislead for fun.
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
