Riddle: Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Funny Riddles: Where do Generals keep their armies? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Why are opera singers good sailors? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
How can you make a fly ball? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.