Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle:
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle:
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle:
When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle:
Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle:
Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
Answer: Because of the drizzle.
