Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle: What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle: I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle: Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle: What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Riddle: What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
