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What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A broom with a view.
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
A Hersheys baaa.
What do you call an out of work Ghost?
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
He did not have a current haunting license.
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
"How do you boo?"
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they just Arrrrr!
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Rhythm and boos.
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