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Riddle:

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?

Answer:

He bolted down his food.

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Riddle:

What do angels sing in the shower?

Answer:

Soul.

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.

Why didn't it ever hit the ground?

Answer:

The plane was flying upside down!

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Riddle:

Who do witches stop for on the highway?

Answer:

Witch-hikers.

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Riddle:

Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?

Answer:

He did not have a current haunting license.

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Riddle:

Why do witches buy magazines?

Answer:

They like to read the horrorscopes.

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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