Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle:
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle:
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle:
What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle:
What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Answer: A rooster.
Riddle:
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle:
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle:
What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle:
Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
