Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle: What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle: What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
Answer: A rooster.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.