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Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle: What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
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Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle: When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle: A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle: Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle: Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
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