Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer: Messy James.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer: It gobbles up.
Riddle:
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
