Riddle: What does a toilet with a funny accent have?
Answer: Irritable vowel syndrome!
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Riddle: Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
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Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
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Riddle: How do you get into the great lakes?
Answer: With the Florida Keys.
Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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Riddle: How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.