Riddle:

Which is the largest room in the world?

The room for improvement.

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Riddle:

What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?

Thunderware.

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Riddle:

What do goblins sing in the shower?

Rhythm and boos.

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Riddle:

A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track.

Why?

The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn't jump off the track immediately.

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Riddle:

A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *.

What is the missing word?

Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".

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Riddle:

What's a plumber's favorite song?

"Singing in the Drain."

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Riddle:

Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?

because of the drizzle.

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Riddle:

If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?

An eye wetness.

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Riddle:

A man enters an expensive restraunt and orders a meal. When the waiter brings him his meal the man takes out a slip of paper and writes down 102004180, then leaves. The cashier hands the slip of paper to the cashier who understood it immediately.

What did the slip of paper say?

I =1, 0=Ought, 2=To, 0=Owe, 0=Nothing, 4=For, 1=I, 8=Ate, 0=Nothing. I Ought To Owe Nothing For I Ate Nothing. 102004180

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Riddle:

A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.

What am I?