Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle:
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle:
When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle:
Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle:
Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
Answer: Because of the drizzle.
Riddle:
A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *.
What is the missing word?
Answer: Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".
Riddle:
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Answer: Rhythm and boos.
Riddle:
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
Answer: You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb out the hole.
