Question: a guy was killed in his car in the middle of an abandoned ally
he was shot once in the head
the windows were rolled up and locked
there were no holes in the car
the doors were locked from the inside
no one else was in the car
how did he die
Answer: his car was a convertible the top was down
Question: you use a knife to cut my head. if i die you will cry
Answer: onion
Question:

What tree is most warmly clad?
Answer: A Fir Tree
Question: There is a barrel, weighing 20 pounds. Susie came and put somethimg in the barrel, making the barrel lighter than 20 pounds. what did Susie put in the barrel?
Answer: Susie put a hole in the barrel!
Question: You are a bus driver. Their are 16 people on your bus. 4 people get on the bus. 3 people get off the bus. 10 people get off the bus and 5 get on. 14 people get on your bus while 8 get off. 13 people get off your bus while none get on. Their are 5 people on your bus until 18 get on,3 get off,and then 16 get on. What is the bus drivers name??
Answer: whatever your name is. YOU are the bus driver.
(if your name is Mike then the bus drivers name is Mike)
Question: Mary Ann Jane the 3rd threw 3 bandanas into the red sea.One was blue.Another was red.The last one was green.What happened to the bandanas when she threw them into the Red Sea?
Answer: They got wet!
Question: what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow?
Answer: a polor bear
Question: kent is cute he is fine what is he?????
Answer: good looking
Question: Round as a marble, blue as the sea, unless I am brown or grey maybe! Smile and I shine my window pane, Frown at me and down comes my rain. I see all things, but nothing I hear, sing me to sleep and I disappear. What am I?
Answer: An Eye.
Question: Im cute and fun
And run all around
I live in a hole in the ground
Some people keep me as pet
Others let me run free
People think my fur is neat
Answer: a bunny rabbit