Question: say silk five times
now spell silk five times
what do cows drink?
now spell silk five times
what do cows drink?
Answer: if you said milk your wrong it's water
Question: What Kind Of Cheese Is Not Yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese!
(Not Your Cheese)
(Not Your Cheese)
Question: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart that goes through your pants without making a hole.
Question: A father and his son are driving together on a highway. They end up in a car crash and the father dies. his son was still alive but he was taken to the hospital to have surgery. They bring the surgeon in, but the surgeon says, "I cannot operate on this child because he is my son. How can this be possible?
Answer: It is possible because the surgeon is the child's mom!
Question: A man marries 56 man 56 marrries 59 women he is a christian and does not break the law. How can this happen?
Answer: Hes a vicar!
Question: If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?
Answer: Ihop
Question: everyone keeps saying that mr.stone is a rock some how. i dont get it. hes normal, he eats, drinks, and rain doesnt smooth him out. How is mr.Stone a rock?
Answer: Mr. STONE ------> A STONE IS A ROCK
Question: A dog weights 20kg and the other dog weights 30kg. How much do they both weight.
Answer: one dog weight 20 kg and the other weights 30kg
Question: People enjoy me yet cry before me. What am I?
Answer: An onion.
Question: It's detter than god, it's worse than the devil, rich people need it, and poor people have it. What is it?
Answer: Nothing
