Question: what is really really hard that eintsine cant even do, but one of the dumbest men or woman can do?
Answer: break a rock
Question: Mary`s father has five daughters.
(1)Nana
(2)Nene
(3)Nini
(4)Nono
Name the fifth one.
Answer: Fifth daughter is Mary.
Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: Halfway and then the dog is running out of the woods.
Question: What is long, but short, and looks like flowing milk?
Answer: The milky way
Question: If one is one and two is two, the one who's having fun is you. If one is two and two is one, then I'm the one who's having fun. If one is three and two is two, we're full, and after one we're through. But if that one turns two to three, I leave, for you have conquored me. Who are you, and who am I?`
Answer: You are the pitcher, and I'm the batter!
Question: there is a boy and a girl in a room. the room has no doors or windows. only 2 chairs, a chess board, and a 1-way mirror. they manage to escape though. how did they escape?
Answer: 1 of them was able to do En Passant when they played chess which activated a trap door to appear and they escaped through it.
Question: there was a cowboy who arrived at a village on friday stayed 5 nights and departed on friday. how
Answer: the horse he was riding was named friday
Question: If you combine a body part, with a verb, and a vowel, what animal can you spell?
Answer: Chinchilla
Question: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?
Answer: A secret
Question: There was a room with a man who was dead by hunging himself to death. The ceiling was 12 feet high when the man was only 6 feet high. The floor had a puddle of water. The room only had a door and a window. How did this man kill him self in a room where he couldn't reach so high?
Answer: Before he died there was a enormous block of ice in the middle of the room so he could get so high to kill himself and let the sun melt the ice from the window.