Question: Mr. Jones and his son were in a car accident and Mr. Jones died. They bring his son in to be operated on but the surgeon came in said "wait i cant operate hes my son" explain

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Answer: cause the surgeon was his mom
Question: there is a green house and inside the green house is a white house and inside the white house is a red house inside the red house there are babies what is it?
Answer: a watermelon
Question: what is and young nice man name that comes in a 5 letter word
Answer: will smith
Question: a man lives in a house with no pets or family. He has 3 switches downstairs which lead to 3 bulbs upstairs. He needs to know which switch leads to which buld and he can only go up the stairs once. How will he find out which bulbs leeds to which switch?
Answer: He turns one switch on for half an hour then he turns it off then he turns another switch on and goes upstairs. Then he checks which bulb is hot and which bulb is on.
Question: With no arms I climb With no wings I fly With no legs I run. WHAT AM I??????
Answer: imagination
Question: Whats a dogs favorite nature toy?
Answer: Bark!!!!!!!!
Question: what is the difference between a teacher and a
train
Answer: the teacher says spit that gum out and the train says choo choo
Question: What's clear to the eyes, made by your imagination, weary by hurt feelings, escapes only by death?
Answer: You Soul
Question: what did the man say to the boy
Answer: good morning sunshine the earth says hello
Question: A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out an actual shotgun! The man says "Thank You!" and walks out of the bar. WHY???
Answer: The man had the hiccups and the bartender scared him!