Question: They are fetched in the dark with no call.
They are taken in the light with out be stolen.
What are they?

Question: there was a bridge that could only hold 70 KG. a man who needed to get over the bridge was 68 KG BUT he had 3 pine apples each weighing 1 KG. how could he get over the bridge?

Question: While driving home after work, I ran into this problem. A whole village had been painted black; the roads, pavement, buildings, shrubs, and everything that didn't move had been painted pitch black. On top of that, my car's headlights weren't working, no moon could be seen, and power was out in the area, so there were no street or house lights at all. At that very moment, I entered a curve where a solid black dog (dumb as a rock, so not smart enough to dodge the approaching car) was sitting in the road. He had his back to me, so there was not even a glimmer in his eyes, yet I was able to swerve round him easily and without any danger. How was this possible?

Question: rail road crossings, rail road cars, can you spell that without any r's?

Question: feed me food and i will live feed me water and i will die. what am i?

Question: why are penguins so porpurlor in internet?

Question: A mute man walks into a store, he wants to buy a toothbrush. He imitates brushing his teeth and successfully makes his purchase. Next a blind man comes into the same shop, he wants to buy a comb. How does he indicate what he wants?

Question: Only one color, but not one size
Stuck to the bottom, yet easily flies
Present in sun, but not in rain
Doing no harm, feeling no pain.

What am I?

Question: If you have 10 places for a horse, each spot only holding 1. how can you fit 9 horses in each spot. EVERY SOT HAS TO BE FILLED

Question: I want a nose.