Question: What is the
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
Answer: the letter 'e'
Question: What's full of anger, full of tears, full of happiness, explodes, screams, roars at you and waves goodbye?
Answer: a river
Question: A man is walking on the beach, just after taking a long swim in his clothes. He sees a restaurant on the beach. He walks into the restaurant and gets seated. He looks at the menu and orders seagull soup. The waitress brings out the soup, he takes one bite, realizes something & runs out onto the road and gets killed.
The question is: why did he freak out?
The question is: why did he freak out?
Answer: The guy had been stranded on an island with 2 other people. He was rescued (or in this version swam back to civilization. While on the island the 3 men had to survive. The three would starve if they didn't find food soon. The second guy killed the third guy and with the guy in this riddle ate the 3rd guy calling the stew they made "seagull soup". The man liked it, assumed the second guy committed suicide or some other thing, then after he swam back to civilization, he went into the restaurant ordered his new favorite soup (from the island where he was stranded remember?), and upon tasting the difference, realized he had eaten his friend on the island.
Question: 1 person is standing under an umbrella but gets wet. How?
Answer: The umbrella has a hole in it.
Question: I slip through your fingers untouched.
When you kill me, I do not die.
I am taken and wasted unseen.
And sometimes, for you, I will fly.
What am I?
When you kill me, I do not die.
I am taken and wasted unseen.
And sometimes, for you, I will fly.
What am I?
Answer: Time.
Question: If one turtle can lay one egg in twelve years how long would it take one hundred turtles to lay one hundred eggs?
Answer: Twelve years
Question: what comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years
Answer: the letter M
Question: A man who lives on the 30th floor of an apartment goes all the way down to the 1st floor on an elevator. However, he only goes up to the 15th floor, then walks the rest of the way on the stairs. But when it rains, he rides up to the 30th floor. Why does he do that?
Answer: He can't because he's short(He can't reach the 30th botton but uses the umbrella to press the 30th botton when it rains)......
Question: One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number.
What is the patern?
What is the patern?
Answer: One has three letters in the word
three has five letters in it
five has four letters
and four has four letters in it
(if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
three has five letters in it
five has four letters
and four has four letters in it
(if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
Question: What has a mouth but can't talk,
Has a bed but can't sleep,
That can run but can't walk.
What am I?
Has a bed but can't sleep,
That can run but can't walk.
What am I?
Answer: a river
