Question: whats black & white with red all over?

Question: What comes up but never comes down?

Question: a man decides to go on a run. he leaves home. goes straight and takes three left turns. upon returning home he sees to people wearing masks. who are they?

Question: does money grow on trees

Question: a man and his son are on a motorcycle and are driving on the highway when they crash the father dies but the son is rushed to the hospital when he got there the doctor exclaimed"i cant operate on this boy! he is my son" how can this be?

Question: It was a Sunday morning and the dad was dead upstairs. The grandma was in the kitchen cutting some fruits up for breakfast. The daughter was in the living watching tv. The mother out gorocery shopping. And the son said that he would be getting the mail outside. Who killed the dad?

Question: A man went home and asked her wife"Where is our Son??".

Question: I turn my head and you may go where you want.
I turn it again, you will stay till you rot.
I have no face, but I live or die
by my crooked teeth

Question: I come in different colors we each taste different.But all juicy you could say we burst in the stars!LOL!What am I?

Question: how old is a old lady.