Question: Who can type an email without a keyboard?
Answer: Chuck Norris
Question: I only have one eye,
And a long tail that I let fly,
And every time i go through a gap,
I leave a bit of my tail in the trap.
And a long tail that I let fly,
And every time i go through a gap,
I leave a bit of my tail in the trap.
Answer: A needle and tread
Question: A disaster! Many people dead, in so little time...
CASH will be lost, probably...
PETrified with horror, the onlookers in shock...
ROT will the bodies under the sea...
A cash pet rot? What has happened here?
CASH will be lost, probably...
PETrified with horror, the onlookers in shock...
ROT will the bodies under the sea...
A cash pet rot? What has happened here?
Answer: A CATASTROPHE!!!
(This is my first riddle, go easy!!!)
(This is my first riddle, go easy!!!)
Question: what Creature walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening
Answer: !!!Man!!!
(Morning Reprisents when you are a baby
Afternoon Reprisents Adulthood &
Evening Reprisents when man is old and
the cane acts as a third leg)
(Morning Reprisents when you are a baby
Afternoon Reprisents Adulthood &
Evening Reprisents when man is old and
the cane acts as a third leg)
Question: why was the policeman in bed
Answer: because he was an undercover cop
Question: I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not, two good arms but reach not, a seat but sit and tarry not. What am I?
Answer: An Armchair.
Question: The eight of us go forth, not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. What are we?
Answer: Pawns.
Question: what does a rich man want .what does a poor man have. what does a man fear more than death .what does a man want more than life.
Answer: nothing
Question: if your bedroom were pitch dark and you needed a pair of matching socks, how many socks would you need to take out the drawer if there are 10 white socks and 10 blue ones?
Answer: 3
Question: The music stopped. The woman dies. Why?
Answer: The woman is a blindfolded tightrope walker at a circus. The music ended a little early, and she knew that she reached the ends, so she lost balance and fell to her death.
