Question: There once was a man who was very smart. when the police caught him spying on the president they said that he could have one last time to say something. "If what you say is false you will be shot", said the police officer,"and if what you say is true, you will be hung." Then the man said," I will be shot." what will be his fate?
Answer: He can't be punished because if he was shot then he would be hung but then what he said would be false. His punishment could not be possible so he was let go.
Question: it is sometimes white and sometimes black you turn it on and turn it off. what is it?
Answer: a lightbulb
Question: Once a girl was driving her bull to a party but her car broke down.So she had to find a phone she found one and it was worth 1 cent to use.So she got a penny but you could only say one word.What word did she say?
Answer: comfortable because she ment to say com-for-the-bull.
Question: Imagine that you are on a boat cruising along the river. The scenes around you are perfect and the cool breeze added to the fantastic atmosphere. Suddenly ur boat is surrounded by crocodiles waiting to eat you up. You can't row away because you have no oars and also no lifejacket or anything! The crocs are fast surrounding you. What will you do?!
Answer: Stop imagining..
Question: One Day three blonds were walking down the beach. They came aross a magic lamp. When they rubed it a genie came out. Since there was three of them, the genie said they could each have one wish. The first dumb blond wished to be 10% smarter, so the genie turned into a bruette.The second blond wished to be 20% smarter, so the genie turned her into a red head. The third blond thought she was smart enough, so she wished to be 30% dumber. What did the genie turn her into?
Answer: A man
Question: one day a nanny was looking for a job and saw one in a newspaper so she found an adress and talked to the lady and soon the kids come out and they fun up to her and what did they say
Answer: hi grandma
Question: 1.If an eleaphant laid an egg on top of a hill and the wind was blowing east, wich way would the egg fall?
2.If a mammoth and a Tyranasaurous rex were to have a fight tommorow, who would win?
3.There is a man with a green bungalow, with green walls, green furniture and a green roof then what colour would the stairs be?
2.If a mammoth and a Tyranasaurous rex were to have a fight tommorow, who would win?
3.There is a man with a green bungalow, with green walls, green furniture and a green roof then what colour would the stairs be?
Answer: Answers:
1. Eleaphants dont lay eggs.
2. Mammoths and t-rex's dont exist.
3. Bungalows don't have stairs
1. Eleaphants dont lay eggs.
2. Mammoths and t-rex's dont exist.
3. Bungalows don't have stairs
Question: I am what the poor have and the rich need.
I am what is in space and but not in crowdedniss.
What am I?
I am what is in space and but not in crowdedniss.
What am I?
Answer: Nothing.
Question: I can Run, But i can only move if something else moves, What Am I?
Answer: Your Nose, Your nose can run and it only moves if you move your head.
Question: Mary's parents have three children. One called Jack, one called Jill. What is the third child called?
Answer: The third child is called Mary as said in the beginning.
