Question: You are inside a big metal box with no doors, windows, or openings. It is a complete box. How do you escape?
Answer: punch the wall down.
Question: Mary's father has five duaghters.
1. nana 2. nene 3. nini 4. nono.
What is the 5th duaghters name?
1. nana 2. nene 3. nini 4. nono.
What is the 5th duaghters name?
Answer: Mary
Question: There was a pencil on the floor yesterday and i couldn't jump over it yet there is a pencil on the floor today and i can jump over it. Why?
Answer: Because yesterday the pencil was in the corner next to the wall and today the pencil is in the middle of the floor.
Question: A professional football player was playing football at a picnic with family and friends on a Saturday evening. While playing, the football player broke his ribs, thighs, and busted his lips and his ears. Despite this, he started and played in the next professional football game. How is this possible?
Answer: While the profesional football player was playing football with friends, he accidentally knocked over his dinner plate at the picnic. He had chicken thighs, ribs, pig ears, and pig lips. When he knocked those meats over, he broke his chicken thighs, ribs, and busted his pig lips and his pig ears. He was never injured in no way. Only the food.
Question: a book costs £1 plus half its price.how much does the book cost?
Answer: £2,the word tryin 2 catch u out is "plus"
Question: I am white everywhere and a dark horse all around i hate dark and love white im pointed at the top and round near the bottom
Answer: a member of the kkk
Question: So you are driving your car and you are trying to go to town. You come to a fork in the road. There are 2 men standing on both sides of the fork. You know one always lies and one always tells the truth. But, you don't know which is which. So what is the one question you would ask them to help you get to the town?[you ask one question in total to both guys. so you get two answers]
Answer: If you were the other guy, which way would you say the town is?
lier would say lie and point the wrong way instead of the right way.
truthful man would point the wrong way.
so you know it is the other way
lier would say lie and point the wrong way instead of the right way.
truthful man would point the wrong way.
so you know it is the other way
Question: the wave, over a wave, a strange thing i saw, through-wrought, and wonderful ornate: a wonder on the waves, water become bone.
Answer: ice!!!!!!!
Question: A man goes to town on friday, stays there 3 nights and comes back on friday. How????
Answer: He has a horse called friday!!
Question: Four people went out to play
they played all night until break of day
they didn't play for fun i'm told
but not for money they played for gold
how can this paradox explain
if none lost how could all gain?
they played all night until break of day
they didn't play for fun i'm told
but not for money they played for gold
how can this paradox explain
if none lost how could all gain?
Answer: For the music they played
each band member was payed
each band member was payed
