Question: I am what a man loves more than life
but hates more than death or mortal stife.
I am what the poor have and the rich require
and what all contented men desire.
I'm what money saver spend and what spendthrifters save
and what all men carry to the grave.
What am I?
Answer: Nothing
Question: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: coffin
Question: What can be touched but can't be seen?
Answer: Someone's heart
Question: what weighs more a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers??
Answer: they are both the same weight, a pound
Question: What has four eyes but cannot see.
Answer: Mississippi
Question: A rooster is standing the point of a roof....
and lays an egg,which way would the egg roll?
Answer: A rooster doesn't lay eggs.
Question: An electric train leaves New Orleans at 10 am. it goes north to Cincinnati. the wind is blowing from east to west. in what direction is the smoke from the train going?
Answer: there is no smoke, it is an electric train!
Question: Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Question: What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?
Answer: Noise
Question: what is light as a feather but the strongest man cant pick it up
Answer: the air