Question: Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Answer: Because he was dead.
Question: William is an extremely lazy and the very least intelligant boy in his class of 30 students who took an examination. Strangly his name is the first one to be announced for the test results. How come?
Answer: The teacher was reading the names in alphabetical order and William's last name is Abbot.
Question: There was a slice of pizza running in a human race. The priza was $10000. He was in the the lead, but when he came up to a sign he started to slow down, why?
Answer: The sign said "NO FAST FOOD"
Question: I can be man or animal,
I can be a man or a woman,
I don't have a heart so i can't be killed,
Tickle my feet i will not move,
What Am I?
I can be a man or a woman,
I don't have a heart so i can't be killed,
Tickle my feet i will not move,
What Am I?
Answer: I am a Statue
Question: What is the key that does not open a door?
Answer: Turkey
Question: There were 3 men walking through the forest and they found someone dead on the ground with a stick in his hand, how did he die???
Answer: There was a plane that he was on and was about to crash and there was only 3 peracutes and they drew for the long 3 sticks. He got the shortest and he had to drop out of the plane...
Question: The part of the bird,
that is not in the sky.
It can swim in the ocean,
and always stay dry.
that is not in the sky.
It can swim in the ocean,
and always stay dry.
Answer: It's shadow
Question: A puppy is two, but a dog is not,
A cookie is two, but a cracker is not.
What is it?
A cookie is two, but a cracker is not.
What is it?
Answer: The two word letter
Question: there were 1927 flys on a fence a man came up and shot one how many r left?
Answer: none they all got scared and flew away!!
Question: Oh my god! Is that a mouse? I'm scared of mice,probably kids remember me from stories. Any way I'm big as an elephant but I'm not tall like a giraffe.
Who am i?
Who am i?
Answer: An elephant
