Question: what goes around the world but yet remains at the corner?
Answer: stamp
Question: WHAT BIRD CAN LIFT THE HEAVIES WEIGHTS?
Answer: a CRANE
Question: There are four people trying to cross a bridge. They each take a different amount of time to cross: 1 minute ; 2 minutes ; 5 minutes ; and 10 minutes. The bridge can only hold 2 people at a time, so they must cross the bridge in pairs. The two people paired together must travel at the speed of the slower person (i.e. 5 min. & 10 min. person paired takes 10 min. total to go across). After two people have crossed, one person must return to the other side to give the ‘all clear.’ (i.e. the 5 min. person would return, taking 5 min, and bringing the total time to 15). Get all four people across in 17 min.
Answer: 1,2,5,10

1&2 go = 2min.
1 min returns = 3 total

1,5,10 (Bridge) 2

5& 10 go = 13 total

1 (Bridge) 2,5,10

2 returns = 15 min

1,2 (Bridge) 5,10

1,2 go = 17
Question: I am something that is half food and half water
what am I?
Answer: a watermelon
Question: I Saw Sirhc Winters walking home as i went home. I also saw 4 of my other friends going home.
Besides, Sirhc was going home with me? Or Is He?
I walk in front, He Walks in the back, he is my cousin, one sentece Changes it all, And My classmate kicked me for using his name, whats my name and What is my classmates name?
Answer: My Name is Chris Spring, And My classmates name is Skye Nombrado! =D
Question: A little girl is riding and said mommy are we going to catch up with the train the little girl's mother asked waht train the little girl laughs and says the one that just came through. The mother then then asks the girl how does she know a train came through. How does the little girl know this?
Answer: It left it's tracks.
Question: My father and I were in a car accident. My father was killed and I was sent to the hospital. A few doctors were going to opperate on me when a doctor yelled, "No! He's my son!" How could the doctor say that if my father was killed?
Answer: It was my mom.
Question: Whats a Ghost favourite musical film?
Answer: Fright Fever!
Question: i guy was born in 1885 and he is still alive now.how is that.
Answer: easy he was born in room 1885
Question: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weaps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A river.