Question: (you are the child)You want to go to the mall by yourself and yet your mother says no and you keep asking and begging her but she is soild cold!Why weren't you allowed to go to the mall?
Answer: Because you are to small to wonder around the mall by yourself!!!!!
Question: A man is trapped in a concrete room with no exit and he only has a mirror and bed. How does he get out?
Answer: He looks in the mirror to see what he SAW, hetakes the saw and cuts the bed inHALF, tso halfs make a WHOLE/HOLE he takes the hole and escapes.
Question: It has seven letters. It is greater than god, and more evil than the devil. Rich people need it and poor people have it. If you eat it, you will die. what is is?
Answer: It is nothing! Nothing has seven letters. Nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil. Rich people need nothing and poor people have nothing. If you eat nothing, you will die.
Question: Sometimes I am feared, sometimes I am loved, soemtimes you wish I was real, sometimes you are glad I left you, but no matter what I always come back, although I always change, you may remember me, but sometimes you dont, you think you feel in me, but you don't, all you know, is that you saw me once, and you will see me again very soon.
Answer: A dream.
Question: i start my diet on a day but i dont get to start my diet. What day do i start my diet
Answer: tommorro
Question: i go to the bath for 15 minutes once. and i did it in 2 days.how is this possible?
Answer: i went at a time somwhere beetween 11:45pm and 11:59pm.
Question: what has a head and a tail but no body? there are two possibles answers and one you know from science
Answer: sperm and a quarter
Question: I am a room. I have no doors. I have no windows. There is no way in or out of me. What room am I?
Answer: I am a Mushroom
Question: Imagine your in a metal box. Without doors, windows or anything. Who do you get out?
Answer: You just stop imagining.
Question: I HAVE 1lb. of feathers and 1 lb. of bricks .

wich object is heavier?!?!?!
Answer: both are the same weight.
(since both are a pound.)