Question: What is as light as a feather can be seen by the naked eye and if you put it in a barrel it will make it lighter what is it
Answer: A whole
Question: A grandfather clock chimes the appropriate number of times to indicate the hour, as well as chiming once at each quarter hour. If you were in another room and heard the clock chime just once, what would be the longest period of time you would have to wait in order to be certain of the correct time?
Answer: You would have to wait 90 minutes between 12:15 and 1:45. Once you had heard seven single chimes, you would know that the next chime would be two chimes for 2 o'clock.
Question: ONE DAY TWO AMERICANS ARE WALKING DOWN A STREET ONE IS THE FATHER OF THE OTHER ONE'S SON WHAT RELATION ARE THEY
Answer: HUSBAND AND WIFE
Question: u have 3 rotten eggs with crocodiles coming out of them to kill you. 2 crocodiles are in 2 eggs, and 1 egg is a chicken egg. you dont know which egg has the chicken egg, and you only have 1 minute to choose an egg before it hatches. There are words in the eggs.they ask questions. The first one reads:1+1=3 your supposed to pick the egg with a question and an answer thats right, but this one's answer is wrong, so obviously, its not the one. Egg#2 reads:the word "their" can be spelled 4 different ways. and the 3rd egg reads:everyone is a human with hair. Witch egg is right? #2? Or #3? (there is an answer)
Answer: it is egg#2 becuase their can be spelled 4 different ways. It can be spelled their, they're, there and they are.
Question: which animal needs oiling?
Answer: a mouse,because it squeks.
Question: justin summers owns a vacation house in the south. It has a v shaped roof and has minor damaging in the left side. Abnormally the prevailing winds come from the west during winter here. Knowing this, determine whether a roosters egg would fall east or north off of the roof of this house if it was on the point of the roof.
Answer: roosters dont lay eggs...
Question: There was a blondie brunette and a red head. They were all stranded on an island. They found a majic lamp and they are granted three wishes. THe bruette wishes to be home with her family, the red head wishes to be home withe her family also. But what does the blondie wish?
Answer: To have her two friends back on the island with her. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Question: it has a bed but never sleeps
it has a bank that doesnt hold money
what am I?
Answer: a river
Question: there were two sisters name Veronica and Violet. Their mother died and only Veronica went to the funeral but while in the funeral Veronica saw a man who she then fell in love in. The next day Veronica kills Violet. Why did Veronica kill Violet?
Answer: Veronica thought that if she kills Violet another funeral will come and she could see the man again!
Question: A guy who had to go to an important meeting and had to ride his horse to get there he left on friday and came back three days later on friday how is this possible
Answer: His horse's name is friday