Question: What happens to a green rock when you throw it in the Red Sea?
Answer: It gets wet.
Question: A man is running away and has to choose 1 of 3 rooms to get out of a house. He can pick, the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire, or the 3rd door, wich has 5 lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which one should he pick?
Answer: He should pick the 3rd door, because if the lions hadn't eaten in 3 years they would be dead.
Question: HOW DO YOU SPELL "COW" USING FOURTEEN LETTERSOF THE ALPHABET?
Answer: "SEE OH DOUBLE YOU"
Question: The man who made it sold it,
The man who bought it didnt use it,
The man who used it didnt know it.

What is it?
Answer: A coffin
Question: A man is lying dead in the middle of a field with only a backpack on. (Obviously clothes too!) How did he die?
Answer: He was parachuting, the backpack is a parachute pack, and it didn't open
Question: I went shopping today and met 7 women who had seven bags, in the bag were 7 cats, in the cats were 7 nits how many things went inside the shopping centre?
Answer: 1 (only me i just met them on the way)
Question: What type of cat lays eggs?
Answer: A Cat Fish
Question: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Answer: time
Question: It runs up the hill,
And runs down the hill,
But in spite of all,
It stands still.
Answer: errrrr i duno
Question: whats more powerful than god? more evil than the devil ? rich people want it. poor people have it . and if you eat it you will die.what is it?
Answer: nothing ??? is more powerful than god .more evil than the devil .rich people want nothing . poor people have nothing . and if you eat nothing you will surely die