Question: there is a frog which can jump 10 meteres,
it is stood in the middle of a pond 9 meteres away from the side, the frog cant jump to the side, why
it is stood in the middle of a pond 9 meteres away from the side, the frog cant jump to the side, why
Answer: it is dead
Question: One day a girl was at her mother's funeral. She saw a guy there her age that she had never seen before who was a family friend so that was why he was at the funeral. They fell in love and went out and dates. But one day the guy stopped calling and stopped coming over and the girl didn't see him for a while. After about a week of not seeing him she killed her sister. Why?
Answer: If he was at her mother's funeral the girl would probably see him at her sister's funeral.
Question: Write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven.
Answer: 12111
Question: If there are two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, how many ducks are there?
Answer: three!
Question: Imagine someone was driving a semi truck and
the doors woodent open,the windows turned to
rubber,and there was no possible way to escape.
The truck was going 100 MPH,and it was heading
for a cliff.What do you do?
the doors woodent open,the windows turned to
rubber,and there was no possible way to escape.
The truck was going 100 MPH,and it was heading
for a cliff.What do you do?
Answer: Stop imagening
Question: What is black, white, and red all over?
Answer: A Newspaper
Question: There is a man who lives on the top floor of an appartment complex.every day he takes the elevator down and goes to work. when coming back from work if it is a sunny day he only goes up to the 10th floor on the elevator and then walks up the stairs the rest of the way.on a rainy day he takes the elevator all the way up.
why is that?
(the stairs are inside so its not because he doesn't want to get wet)
why is that?
(the stairs are inside so its not because he doesn't want to get wet)
Answer: He is a midget and can't reach the top floor button in the elevator....so when its a rainy day he has his umbrella to poke at the top floor button!
Question: a man has a boat, a fox, a chicken and a bag of rice. he has to take the fox, the chicken and a bag of rice to the other side of the lake. he can't leave the fox with the chicken cause the fox will eat the chicken. he can't leave the chicken with the bag of rice cause the chicken will eat the bag of rice and he can only take one at a time. how does he get them all across?
Answer: he first takes the chicken to the other side and drops it off. he goes back and picks up the bag of rice. he takes the bag of rice back to the side where the chicken is and drops it off but while there he picks the chicken up again and takes it back. he then drops off the chicken and picks up the fox then he takes the fox to the side where the bag of rice is and finally he goes back and picks up the chicken and takes it to the side of the lake where the fox and bag of rice is.
Question: What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Answer: a computer keyboard
Question: We are always there for you, we cool you down, we help you rest, only one follows you, and everyone have one of us. Once we are covered we are hidden, and till the day we are there to help you again.
Answer: A Shadow
