Question: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
Answer: A sponge.
Question: what is hot when youu put in the refrigerator and when it comes out it is still hot?
Answer: hot sauce
Question: Jack and Jill ran down a hill with a bucket of water. Jack tripped down the hill and the water didn't spill. how is that so??
Answer: Jill was holding the bucket of water!
Question: Until i am measured
I am not known
Yet how yow miss me
When i have flown
Answer: Time
Question: Riddle me this, riddle me that. In me are two times of ten, and ten times of that. What am I?
Answer: I am five days

In a day, there is Ten O'Clock AM, and Ten O'Clock PM. Ten times that, is the amount of times Ten O'clock appears in five days.
Question: what can you walk up and never reach the top?
Answer: the down side of an escalator.
Question: A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
Answer: The man's son.
Question: You have to "do" or someone else have to "do". "Doing" will help make our lives as nice as we are especially at morning, noon and evening. I'll make "do" plural so I will have some before everyone takes them away.
Can you figure out "do"?
Answer: Cook is "do" or "doing" is cooking. And turn cook plural and I'll have cookies before they are gone.
Question: A doctor walked into the store and said hello son. The boy looked at the doctor but did not say hello father. Why is this?
Answer: The doctor was the boy's mother.
Question: it can be lost but never can it be found again
Answer: time