Question: A man and his son was in an accident. They were taken to separate hospitals. The surgeon at the boy's hospital said "I can't operate on him, he is my son." How can this be?
Answer: The surgeon is the boy's mom.
Question: The more of these you take, the more appear behind you.
Answer: Steps.
Question: What came first the chicken or the egg??????
Answer: ??? because it could be that the chicken was hatched from that egg or that the chicken laid that egg.
Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: This is a trick question, if you said 26, I would say 8, but if you said 8, I would say 26.
There are 26 letters in the alphabet, but only 8 in the word 'Alphabet'
There are 26 letters in the alphabet, but only 8 in the word 'Alphabet'
Question: what is cool and hot at the same time??
Answer: Emily and jessica ha get it we are cool but hot!!
Question: All my life I eat but when I drink I die what am I?
Answer: I am a candle that has been lit.
Question: A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and it's a cold chilly day. How did he die?
Answer: Someone opened the window and threw an iscicle through the window and landed in the glass.
Question: my mom and dads name are red and blue. Whats Mine?
Answer: Purple
Question: Some months have 31 days, some have 31 how many have 28?
Answer: All of them have at least 28 days.
Question: How can you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer: You neak up on it
