Question: There's Two In Every Room And One In Every Corner?
Answer: O
Question: There are three words that end in "gry" in the English language. I am going to tell you the first and second words. The first one is angry. The second one is hungry. Everyone knows what the third one stands for and what it means. They use it everyday. Now, if you listened very carefully, I already gave you the answer. What is the third one?
Answer: I am hungry.
Question: If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would today be?
Answer: friday
Question: i am gray, black,& red all over.....what am i?
Answer: a newspaper..
..get the paper is gray the letters are black and you read it !!!...lol haha
Question: There is a boat with a ladder attached to it and the ladder is eight feet tall if the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on to of the water.
Answer: eight feet because the ladder is attached to the boat.
Question: Two cops walked into a room with no windows.In the middle of the room was an old man who had hung him self from the ceilingand died, the 2 cops could not figure out how he got up there.There were no tables or chairs he could of jumped off of.All there was, was a puddle of water.
HOw did he do it???
Answer: He stood on a block of ice until it melted thinking it would never melt because there was no windows so no sun can come in and the air conditioning was on.But he still took the risk and died!!
Question: A boy is hit by a train moving full speed along the tracks yet he survives with no injuries. Instead the train is derailed. How did this happen?
Answer: It was a electic toy train set he had built and accidentally stepped on the track causing the train to go off course.
Question: If you do this once it is good, but if you do it twice it is a bad thing?
Answer: marriage or voting
Question: I can take a egg and throw it against the
wall and it will not break and will not fall.
How can this be?
Answer: The wall will not break or fall
Question: two bodies i have, both joined as one. the more i stand still the faster i run. what am i?
Answer: an hourglass