Question: Why are basketball players so messy?

Question: Theres a three foot tall man who lives on the thirteenth floor. On a regular sunny day he takes the elevator only up to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs for the rest . He takes the elevator down for all floors. On rainy days, he takes the elevator up and down all the floors. Why does he take the stairs up after the seventh floor on a regualr sunny day?

Question: im greater then God, more evil then the devil, poor people have me, and rich people want me. What am I?

Question: The Police can do this to me. You can do this to me in a restaurant. I am Portable, What am I?

Question: What gets wetter as you get dryer?

Question: One day there was a deadly car crash on the highway. No one was around when the car crashed and all 6 passengers inside were killed. When the police arrived and began to examine the scene, they found 7 hearts and 15 kidneys. How is this possible?

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What is it that when you take away the whole you still have some left over?

Question: There was a running race, a girl over took second place what place is she now?

Question: a plane crashed on the border of the united states and mexico. where were the survivors buried?

Question: I made Thomas Edison's lightbulb inventions, I made Albert Einsteins atomic bomb, and made the Wright Brothers plane. What am I?