Question: Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
Answer: eye
Question: A man walks into a bar and straight up to the bartender and asked for a glass of water. The bartender reaches behind the counter and instead of water points a shotgun in the mans face. The man then walks away satisfied. Why?
Answer: The man had the hicoughs and the two ways to get rid of them is water and being scared.
Question: there was a drunk man driving his car after his headlighta wer smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lamps have been broken for weeks and wer still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how ?
Answer: it was daylight.
Question: Mary's mother had four children; three are named Jaja, Jeje and Jiji. So what's the fourth child's name?
Answer: If you guessed Jojo, you're wrong. The fourth child is Mary.
Question: A 7 foot clown stood up and held a water glass over his head. He accidently dropped the glass, but nothing spilt. How is this possible?
Answer: The glass had no water; it was only a water glass.
Question: a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressesd in all black There were no streetlights and no moonlight A car with no headlights came racing towards him . The car managed to avoid the man. How did the driver know he was there
Answer: the sun
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Question: Why did the children eat their homework?
Answer: Happy Birthday
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Question: Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because he is still alive! He is not dead
Question: A man is stuck in a room. No doors, windows or anything exept for a mirror and a table. Think.
Answer: He looks in the mirror and sees what he saw. He takes the saw and cuts the table in half. One half and one half make a whole. So he digs the hole and finds his Mini Cooper Convertable and drives off into the sunset.
Question: 3 people are standing under an umbrella. None of them get wet. How is this possible?
Answer: It is not raining
