Question: a detective walked up to a door. before he went inside, he heard: "NO BOB! DONT!" the there was a large BANG! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman. there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her. the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman. how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman?
Answer: the plumber and the electrician were girls
Question: If you break me
I do not stop working,
If you touch me
I may be snared,
If you lose me
Nothing will matter.
Answer: Your heart
Question: What do you call a cow w/nolegs?
Answer: a freak
Question: You are walking through a wide open field.
Their on the ground in front of you, is a man.
He is face down and dead.
Attached to him is a backpack
You look inside of it.
You know exactly how he died.
What is in his backpack?
Answer: A PARACHUTE
Question: 1 man sucided in a room by hanging himself on the fan.there was nothing in the roomexcept the fan,rope(by which he hanged himself),dead body and water on the floor.How did he sucided?
Answer: He stood on a large brick of ice and hanged himself.after his death,the ice melted and turned into water.
Question: A man goes into an elevator and presses the 5th floor, he gets off and walks up the stairs to his apartment on the 15th floor. He does this every day. But when he is with a neighbor, he goes to the 15th floor. Why does he do it?
Answer: The man is a midget
Question: A rooster is at the very top of a four sided roof and lays and egg. The four sides at the exact same angle and the rooster is facing north. Which way does the egg role?
Answer: The egg wouldn't role anywhere because there is no egg because roosters can't lay eggs.
Question: The man who makes it, doesn't need it. The man who buys it, doesn't want it. The man who gets it, doesn't know it. What is it?

Related: Difficult Riddles
Answer: A coffin
Question: White and black and red all over?
Answer: 1.A newspaper

2.A zebra with a rash

3.A penguin with a rash
Question: How do you start an insect race?
Answer: ONE, TWO, FLea, GO