Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
Answer: He is the smallest midget in the world and he is blind, he has a cane. He works at the circus in the freak show, and another midgit is jealous of him so he saws off peices of his cane to make him feel taller. The smallest midgit in the world shoots himself in the head because he no longer is the smallest in the world.
Question: You are sentenced to death, you have a pick of three rooms, The first room is full of fire burning at 350 degrees, the second room is a room full of gangsters with loaded guns, and third a room full of lions that havnt eaten in three years. Which room would you choose?
Answer: The room with the lions, lions who havent eaten for three years are dead :)
Question: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
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