Question: Scientists were in Antarctica when they found two bodies frozen in a block of ice. They are positive that the two people are Adam and Eve.
How do they know?
*hint* The two people dont have something that everyone else does... they were created.
Answer: A belly button! They were created by god so therefore they werent born.
Question: ditctive smith arrived at the murder scene 35 minutes after it happend. a man in his car had been shot 5 times and killed. it was determaind that no one was in the back seat due to the lack of blood on the wind shield no one was in the passenger seat because there was no blood on the driver side wide either there were no bullet holes in the car except in the drivers seat but there were no holes in the wind shield and no one was in the back seat. how did the man get shot?
Answer: the killer was on a balconey and the driver was in a convertible with the hatch down
Question: the person who invented it doesn't want it, the person who bought it doesn't need it and the person who needs it doesn't know it. what is it?
Answer: a coffin because the person who invented it doesn't want it because he is alive and the person who bought it doesn't need it because he is alive and the person who needs it doesn't know it because he is DEAD!!!
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