Question: I have no soul to live, I have no mouth to consume, I have no leggs to dance and yet I do all Three. What am I?
Answer: I am a fire
Question: What has 4 legs but can not walk?
Answer: Chair
Question: a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way .he is not breaking the law. how come?
Answer: because he is walking
Question: What thing eats everything in sight, But cannot stand liquid?
Answer: Fire
Question: Where did the shooting star land?
Answer: In the jail.
Question: Jack is in a room with 5 centimeter thick steel walls. No windows, No doors. Its a solid steel cube.
He needs to get out.
All he has is a piano and a saw.

How can he get out?
Answer: He saws the the piano in half, takes the two halves, and puts them together, which make a whole. He then climbs through the whole and rides away on his horse! Called Berty. Who was white. And could talk.

Ha! fooled you!
Question: As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away!
Who is the man on the stairs?
Answer: The man on the stairs is old age.
The stairs being the journey into your life in the future.
Question: what is a baby duck?
Answer: duckling
Question: What falls but never breaks what breaks but never falls
Answer: Night and Day
Question: HOW DO spell "we"with two letters without using the lettrs W AND E
Answer: U AND I