Question: a butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. what does he weigh???
Answer: MEAT
Question: where does a car swim?
Answer: in a car pool
Question: I have four legs but cannot fly.What am I?
Question: if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in
Answer: 2nd
Question: 500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. what is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)
Answer: Trash bags.
Question: when one new york writer claimed he could serve up the best batch, a texas writer was quick to challenge. they could only agree to a flavorful showdown in this sleepy trans-pecos town and the rest was history.what is the name of the town?
Answer: i dont know
Question: The victim is the father of the son of the judge. What is the relationship between the victim and the judge?
Answer: The victim and the judge are married.
Question: If a plane crashes on the border of the u.s.a and canada where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: You dont bury survivors.
Question: When its dark i can see when its light i am a sleep.What am I?
Answer: A Flashlight
Question: what did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson?
Answer: get off my son. ( sun)
