Question: the more of these you take, the more of these you leave behind..what am I??
Answer: footsteps
Question: My first is in tea but not in leaf
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?
Answer: Teacher
Question: Jack and Jill are best friends. They live together in the same house, and they see each other every day. One day Jill goes out to the nearby store. When she comes back, she finds the window's shutters open, a bowel on the ground, water spilt, and Jack dead. What happened?
Answer: First of all Jack is a fish. The wind blew the window open, knocked the bowel of water down. The bowel of water was jack's tank. And he died.
Question: What appears once in a minute, and twice in a millimeter?
Answer: The Letter M!
Question: I occur once every minute,

twice every moment,

But never in a hundred thousand years.

What am I?
Answer: The Letter M
Question: How do you get out of a room that has no doors or windows and has nothing in it but a table?
Answer: Bang your head on the wall until tou make a sore
cut the table in half with the sore
2 halves make a whole
climb out the whole!
Question: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it's ajar
Question: There is a house. That house has 4 walls. Each wall has a window. Each window is facing south. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?
Answer: White.
Question: What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it,and if you eat it, you'll die?
Answer: Nothing
Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing, if you eat nothing you will die.
Question: What is clean when black and dirty when white?
Answer: A black board