Question: If...
1=3
2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4
What 11&12
1=3
2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4
What 11&12
Answer: 11=6
12=6
12=6
Question: there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. how does that work out!
Answer: the boy couldn't count
Question: Why did the 10cents jump out the window and the 5 cents did.
Answer: becuase the 10 cents had more sents
Question: wat is one two and three?
Answer: 5, because if its just 1 2 like 1 of me, then add 3 is 5!!
Question: What is heavier in warm weather than cold weather?
Answer: Traffic to the beach.
Question: a dead man was found in an empty room hanging from a rope. there was nothing in the room, no shelves, desks, or windows. the only thing found in the room was a puddle of water. How did he manage to hang himself?
Answer: he used an iceblock as a step, it melted before the police got to him.
Question: The higher you go the lower i get, what am i?
Answer: Oxygen levels
Question: i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,what is the name.
Answer: Mount Rushmore,mte.rushmore
Question: what goes around the world and stay in one corner
Answer: a stamp
Question: if a man was born in 1975 and today is his 18th birthday, how is it possible?
Answer: the room number he was born in was 1975. Not the year.
