Question: i'm in holes and tunnel i can't be seen i may cause disasters like wrecking things i'm behind tall mountian behind small hills i distroy happness and kill laughter?what am i
Answer:
DARKNESS
Question: a 1 armed guy kills a 2 armed guy. why?
Answer: years ago, these guys got stranded after a shipwreck and take pieces of each other, to eat to survive. right before the last guy loses his arm, help comes and rescues them. the others think it's fair for him to lose an arm too. he says ok. when they go home, the 2 arm guy mails them a hobos arm.
Question: They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bones. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Answer: Gloves
Question: What must comes up and not down?
Answer: Age
Question: I am made of nothing yet I can be seen and you can put things in me.
Answer: I am a Hole.
Question: There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. How could this happen?
Answer: The two people were married.
Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel
Question: you breath me in you breath me out? what am i
Answer: tyhe answer is air
Question: I have holes and i can build water and give out water.What am i?
Answer: a sponge
Question: What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you put it in the ocean?
Answer: a tissue