Question: WHAT IS LIGHTER THAN A FEATHER BUT THE STRONGEST MAN CAN'T HOLD IT FOR LONG.
Answer: HE CAN'T HOLD HIS BREATH .[AIR]
Question: Pretend your a explorer like Indiana Jones. You are digging and find a coin that says 150 B.C. Is this possible? Why or why not?
Answer: No, how would the person who made the coin know that christ was going to be born in 150 years.
Question: A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away.
Answer: He is playing mononpoly
Question: I recently came back from a trip.
Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow.
When did I return?
Answer: sunday
Question: I go up and down ,but never move.What am I?
Answer: Stairs
Question: I go up and down but never move what am I?
Answer: the temperature
Question: you are in a dark house it is real cold and you look around the room that you are in and you see a gas stove,a fire place,a candle,and a carosol lamp you only what one match what do you lite first.
Answer: the match.
Question: There was a tornado. A man went to take shelter in his basement. He was carrying candles down the wooden stairs when a sudden gust of wind made the house shake and him trip. The candles fell out of his hands and onto the wooden stairs. Why didn't the stairs catch fire?
Answer: They weren't lit in the first place.
Question: Flying to Mars, I meet five ships. Each ship has five crewmen, each crewman five pets. How many in all are flying to Mars?
Answer: one, b/c I am the only one flying to Mars
Question: What do these 3 have in common???

Superman
Moses
The Cabbage Patch Kids
Answer: They were all adopted!!