Question: Why is Harry Potter so cool?
Answer: Because he has lots of fans?
Question: Which is the longest way?
Answer: Norway
Question: Three guys go into a resterant and have the same meal and drinks. The bill adds up to $30 so they decide to pay $10 each. The waitress who was honest but not completly honest relised the bill was $25 so she gave them each $1 back and kept $1 for herself, what happened to the last dollar?
Answer: There's no answer, it's a flaw in math!
Question: i am white, black, and read all over. what am i?
Answer: a penguin with a sunburn.
Question: A man was looking at railroad ties, when a train came coming at full speed right torwards him. Then he ran 20 feet torwards the train. Why did he do that????
Answer: There are two answers to this riddle. One is that he was on a bridge, so he could not jump of the bridge. Another answer was that he was in a tunnel.
Question: the man who made it didnt need it the man who bought it didnt want it the man who used it didnt want it what is it
Answer: a coffin
Question: When UC me UCU?There is only one clue.my colour is not blue.who am i tell hurry because the timeis blew.
Answer: MIRROR.
Question: what has 4 feet in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening.
Answer: A human. You first crawl on all fours, and then you learn to walk and stand on both legs,when you become old you use a cane which becomes your 3rd leg.
Question: I am currently drying
Though I've never been wet
I keep on sighing
But keep still drying yet
If I get wet a terrible site
Being so close to whats wet
do understand why I feel a threat?
What am I?
Though I've never been wet
I keep on sighing
But keep still drying yet
If I get wet a terrible site
Being so close to whats wet
do understand why I feel a threat?
What am I?
Answer: A blow dryer
Question: A guy jumps off the whitehouse,what does he land in?
Answer: A Bush
