Question: You are driving a bus through wetumpka alabama. At the first stop 3 three people get on, At the next one 12 people get on and 2 get off. After that 5 more people get on...
What is the bus drivers name?
What is the bus drivers name?
Answer: You dont even remember your own name?!?!? YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS!
Question: The person who makes it never uses it.
The person who buys it never uses it.
The person who uses it never know that he is using it.What is it?
The person who buys it never uses it.
The person who uses it never know that he is using it.What is it?
Answer: coffin
Question: What can you always find in the middle of a taxicab?
Answer: The letter i/
Question: when is is a shef bad
Answer: when he beats an egg
Question: If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green
house made of?
house made of?
Answer: a greenhouse is made of glass
Question: We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC." Who are we?
Answer: Beavis and Butthead
Question: A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money.
How?
How?
Answer: The man is playing monopoly.
Question: The more you have, the more you can see
Answer: Light
Question: what do the dead eat,the poor have and the rich need?
Answer: nothing
Question: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have lots of it, rich people have less of it. If you have too much of it, it can kill you.
Answer: Nothing
