Question: a man build's a house with all walls faceing north,a bear walks by.what color is the bear
Answer: i know the question but there is no answer..
Question: Their's a burden family with a mis, sis, they take sips, and love me, myself and I. Erase the S and leave the I's invisible, whats the family's favorite river?
Answer: Mississipi
Question: How can you say rabbit without the letter R?
Answer: bunny
Question: A man RIDES in on Friday. he leaves three days later on Saturday. how is this possible?
Answer: Friday is the name of his horse!
Question: There are two rooms. One room has 3 lightbulbs labeled 1, 2, and 3 in it. The other room has 3 light switches labeled 1, 2, and 3 in it. You cannot see one room from the other room. You start in the room with the light switches. You can spend as much time in that room as you want, and you can do whatever you want. When you leave, you can only go to the room with the three lights in it. When you leave that room, you can only go back to the room with the switches in it. After that, you cannot leave that room again. Each one of the light switches light up one light. The switches are not labeled. Now tell me which light switch turns on which light.
Answer: You turn on and leave on the first light. You then turn on the second light. After about 5 minutes, you turn off that light. You leave the third light off. You then go to the other room. The light that is on is from the first switch. The light that is hot is from the second switch. The light that is cold is from the third switch. You come back and tell me.
Question: what do men stand up and women do sat down and dogs do on three legs?
(not pee)
Answer: Shake hands
Question: What do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer listening?
Answer: A Teacher
Question: where was the Katscan envented
Answer: in South Africa
Question: Ok so there is this man and he is all dressed in black and so he goes outside and its dark and a black car comes and he is in the road and the car swerves around him. How could the car see him if it was dark?
Answer: Cuz the street lights were on
Question: what did the person say when he walked into a bar
Answer: OUCH