Question: I have four legs and am covered withe spots but I also go in the water and can go back on land. what am I?
Answer: Frog
Question: A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Answer: Yet.
Question: There is a Wolf, Chicken and a bag of wheat that you have to take over a riggidy bridge. you can only take one at a time. they wont leave when u get them across. you cant leave the chicken alone with the wolf or the wolf will eat the chicken. lso you cant leave the chicken or the wheat alone because the chicken will eat the wheat. how can you get all three across without you loosing the chicken or the wheat.(you dont have to worry about the wolf because nothing will eat him)
Answer: you take the chicken across frist. then you go back. once your back you take the wolf across. before you go back over you take the chicken back over. then you take the wheat to the wolf. go back and bring the chicken over.
Question: i come in square package,but i'am round.i contain lots of information for your computer.handle me carefully.what am i?
Answer: compact disc
Question: What do you call a dogcacher?
Answer: A spot remover.
Question: What is black and white,red all over?
Answer: A newspaper
Question: A man is found dead with 53 bicycles. How did he die?
Answer: The bicycles are Bicycle brand playing cards. The man was playing Poker and he had an ace up his sleeve (52 cards in a deck). He was caught cheating and they killed him.
Question: I can talk, but i have no feet, I am very useful,but sometimes hard to get, your fried might have me, so will bussiness people
What am I??
What am I??
Answer: A Cell Phone :)
Question: a married couple goes to a movie. during the show, the husband strangles the wife. noone notices and he's able to get her body back home without attracting attention. how did he do it?
Answer: they went to a drive-in movie.
Question: What game do cats play at birthday parties?
Answer: Mewsical chairs!
