Question: What is red and green and spins?
Answer: a frog in a blender!
Question: you have ten bars of gold and you are on the run from people how are trying to steal the gold
you come across a bridge that can't hold the bars of gold and you how do you get across???????
you come across a bridge that can't hold the bars of gold and you how do you get across???????
Answer: you juggle them aross
Question: Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
Answer: They are the same weight (pound equals pound).
Question: if thers a penney,nickel,dime,and a quaartheron top of a roof and the penney,nickel,and the dime jups of a billding and quarther does not?
Answer: because he has more cents
Question: whats as high as it is low,
as far as it is close,
as tall as it is short,
as to one side as much as the other,
torn by 2 as neutral as can be?
as far as it is close,
as tall as it is short,
as to one side as much as the other,
torn by 2 as neutral as can be?
Answer: the MIDDLE
Question: I am a tea, followed by a reak, what do I spell?
Answer: Tweak
Question: When Is a door not a door?
Answer: When it's ajar
Question: A MAN TAKES A BASEBALL AND THROUGHS IT AS HARD AS HE CAN. THE BALL COMES RIGHT BACK TO HIM. THERES NOTHING INFRONT OR IN BACK OF HIM, TO EITHER SIDE OF HIM. HOW DID THE BALL COME BACK?
Answer: HE THROUGH IT UP
Question: There was a very,very,very short man who worked on the fifth floor of a building. On sunny days he took the indoor stairs to get to his floor. On rainy days he takes the elevator. Why?
Answer: Because on rainy days he has an umbrella so that he can reach up to press the buttons, but on sunny days he takes the stairs because he doesn't have an umbrella.
Question: I went across the london Bridge to see me sister Sally. I tipped my hat and drew my cane now tell me what is my name??
Answer: Andrew MyCane
