Question: Write one word with the letters NEW DOOR.
Answer: ONE WORD
Question: the red guy livs in a bungalo . in his house the wallpapers are red the tv is red the frige is red the floor is red his bed is red the computer was red the bookcase was red e was red! and ll of his clothes were red. what coulor are the stais?
Answer: he didnt have any stairs! it was a bungalow
Question: What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel.
Question: Whats stays in a corner and travels all the way around the world
Answer: a postage stamp
Question: You're paddling up stream in a conoe when one of the wheels falls off. How pancakes fit in the dog house?
Answer: None. Ice Cream doesn't have bones.
Question: The man who made it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it, doesn't need it. The man who is using it, doesn't know it. What am I?
Answer: A coffin.
Question: When I'm first said, I'm quite mysterious but when I'm explained I'm nothing serious. What am I?
Answer: a riddle
Question: If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Answer: A secret.
Question: what can go around the world and still stay in a corner?
Answer: map
Question: Two twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. The bartender put posion in both glasses
the twin that drunk it fast didn't die.But the one who drunk it slow died. Where was the posion?
Answer: In the ice