Question: How many seconds are in a year
Answer: 12 Jan.2 Feb.2 Mar.2 Apr.2 May.2 Jun.2 Jul.2 Aug.2 Sep.2 Oct.2 Nov.2 Dec.2
Question: There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank?
Answer: Submarines are supposed to sink.
Question: The man who makes will want to sell it
The man who buys it will never use it
The man who uses it will never know it
The man who buys it will never use it
The man who uses it will never know it
Answer: a coffin.
Question: Some sad, some good, some bad, some great. WHAT AM I??????????
Answer: An onion
Question: Thirty white horses on a red hill,
first they champ,
then they stamp,
then they stand still.
? what am i talking about ?
first they champ,
then they stamp,
then they stand still.
? what am i talking about ?
Answer: Teeth
Question: What do you get when u add 2 and 2 ???
Answer: 22, You add 2 and 2 together to get 22
Question: I run through the field all day with my tounge hanging out. At night I sleep not alone. What am I?
Answer: Your Shoes!!!
Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: Towel
Question: what comes first
and follows after,
ends life,
kills laughter?
and follows after,
ends life,
kills laughter?
Answer: darkness
Question: spell dog now spell again
Answer: again
